"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." Tom Clancy

We mean that it should follow the basis of logic. Otherwise, things turn out like bad fanfiction. For example, Meyer claimed that her vampires are scientifically based. She then proceeded to torture both science and logic to death with her explanations of vampire evolution, crystal structures, imaginary hormones, and genetics, among other things. In case you hadn't noticed, this makes her look like an idiot.

What does "Canon" mean? Edit

Canon is "any material that is considered to be 'genuine', or can be directly referenced as material produced by the original author or creator of a series." [1] This can include creator interviews, and information found on the creator's website as well as the material itself. Fanfiction, fanart and (in the case of written material) movie adaptations are almost never considered canon.

What does "RetCon" mean? Edit

A fantasy world should be internally consistent, and follow internal logic. A "retcon" (short for "retroactive continuity") is when an author directly contradicts something about their world that was established in canon, with the intention that the new claim should replace the old one. For example, Meyer established in interviews that her vampires are infertile, but she retconned this when making Renesmee. Too many retcons can make a fantasy or science fiction world confusing and hard for readers to relate to.

A retcon is not the same as a plot-hole, as plot-holes are careless mistakes.

Plot-Holes Edit

Before we begin, did you know reality can have plot-holes, too? An example for a reality plot-hole would be what is also the biggest of the entire series: Stephenie Meyer MAJORED IN ENGLISH LITERATURE?!?!!??

Let's be clear: to create a truly consistent, perfectly logical fantasy/science fiction world is rather difficult. Few, if any, fantasy writers manage to have zero plot-holes (even writers of realism have them). No one with the right mindset would possibly expect Meyer to create a perfect, plot-hole free series, especially on her first try.


There is such a thing as too many plot-holes. There comes a point where too many plot-holes give the impression that the writer simply hasn't thought through her stories. They call into question the quality or the very existence of her editing process. Plot holes are especially glaring when the main plot of a story rest on them. And then they spawn the dreaded Plot Hole Monsters.


Oh yes she does.


1. The high school-attending Cullens try their best to stick to an animals-only diet, and if they are exposed to human blood, they are likely to go into a frenzy. But if that is the case, then how are they able to attend a public high school? Several kids cut themselves frequently, there's that time of the month for female teachers and students alike, and accidents are also prone to happen (especially in Biology class, where sharp instruments are being used daily). And not to mention the gym and PE class. Are we lead to assume that Forks High School is the most perfect high school in the world where nothing bad could possibly happen?

2. We get that the Cullens want to mind their own business and live a happy life without killing people. But why go public when you can claim to be homeschooled? That way they can get away with staying inside at all times and avoid looking like secluded, antisocial freaks at the same time. Oh, they want to blend in, you say? You've gotta be kidding us. Since they don't even like mingling in high school and keep to themselves like its a pain.

3. So the Cullens want to go camping, every time the sun comes out, but actually, you can't miss that many days of school with a real reason like being really sick. And even if they were sick, they would still have to repeat a year. Shouldn't truant officers be forcing the kids to come to school? And by the way, in real life, clouds may clear unexpectedly some days. What do the Cullens do when the weather is unsettled?


SMeyer logic

4. What makes Bella's flora-smelling blood so speshull and make all the Meyerpires (ESPECIALLY Ewdard) so cray-cray for it? Is it the just a special little snowflake trait character gimmick to make her attractive to God's Angels Vampires for... reasons?

5. Does Carlisle study medical to earn a license each time he starts practice at a new place? Or do people still accept licences from 400 years ago

6.Fail: Sunlight doesn't harm Meyerpires. They are strong. They are fast. They don't sleep. They don't need to breath. They are good swimmers. Stakes cannot kill them. Garlic and crosses don't repel them. In fact it's really hard to kill a Meyerpire, they would only die when beheaded and burnt. Plus they have "special abilities" like mind reading, causing pain, shielding, etc. That leaves almost no chance for a human to kill them. So why on earth is it so important to keep their existence a secret? Are they ashamed that they sparkle? They can easily breed humans as cattles. Seems like the whole point of vampiric superpowers is to make Edward "perfect" and vampiric secrecy is to make Edward "mysterious" not explained.

7. When does Bella study?

8. If vampire baseball is as loud as thunder, then that baseball and baseball bat really shouldn't survive beyond a single hit.

New MoonEdit

1. The Quiluete knew they were vampires, the Cullens knew the Quiluete can change into wolves. Then why exactly out of all places on earth would Cullens move in next door to their mortal enemies (other than for Stephenie to create a love triangle with a pedowolf). The Cullens also never change their name while moving, they visited Forks, and are even remembered for it.

2. Why did Edward leave Bella in Forks, next to Quiluete tribe who has a family history of Down's Syndrome 24 Chromosomes. Did he think the wolves died out or something? Maybe should have spend some time researching his mortal enemies, instead of you know... repeating high school.

3. The wolf "gene" only kicks in when there are vampires around. In Twilight there were around 8 vampire max. Yet Jacob transformed only after the Forks vampire population dipped in numbers ie. when the Cullens left. Perhaps he is a late bloomer. Even so, then why were wolves MIA when James and his coven were killing people in Forks? The only explanation is Stephanie had not thought of throwing in wolves untill she wrote New Moon.

4. Why didn't Alice see Victoria in her visions in New Moon, but she saw only Bella cliff-diving? To be fair, Victoria was around a lot with Jacob (Alice can't see past wolves for the plot's convinience) but still she should have seen Victoria, as Victoria visited Bella's house. And why wasn't she alarmed when her vision got blocked by Jacob? She was pretty alarmed when Bella got pregnant and she couldn't see her.

5. European countries don’t use US Dollars, let alone the long retired $1000 bills, yet Alice uses them in New Moon to bribe a lame ass security guard who doesn't know a single bit about money.

6. If Aro can pretend to be a saint and drive out vampires from Volterra, and even have a festival for himself celebrated by humans, then what stops Cullens from achieving something more then repeating high school over and over and over again? Aren't they supposed to be good vampires?

7. When groups of tourists disappear in an Italian city, does nobody ever notice?


aka Stephanie Meyer was asleep during history class

1. Jasper isn't new. He's been around since the Civil War. He is older then Edward and should have more control as compared to Emmett who is youngest to change. But of course its safe to assume Stephanie doesn't know when Civil War took place.

2. Rosalie's family was rich during Great Depression because her father worked at a bank in New York. Anyone who paid slightest attention in history class wouldn't dare to write bullshit like that.

3. What are the Volturi even doing in this book? That just lead NOWHERE.

Breaking DawnEdit

1. When humans change to vampires all their bodily fluids are changed to venom. When Meyer says "all", that includes semen too. Hence, Bella should have turned into a vampire on having unprotected sex with Edward.

2. Another result of Stephenie's dumb logic, is Bella's mind is a shield against powers that works on brain. Like electric shocks or pain projected on mind can't be felt (don't even ask). But according to her book, Jasper is able to control moods because mind isn't related to a mood, which is not much of a plothole but pure idiocy.

3. When your vampires have "souls" they aren't undead anymore. This kind of proves Meyerpires aren't real vampires.

4. Why is Reneesme growing too fast? She is half vampire, she should be growing too slow. This makes her more like a lovechild of Edward and Jacob.

5. Not a plot hole, more like a bummer hole. The major conflict in story is Edward's reluctance to turn Bella into a vampire because of bloodlust, seeing loved ones die, losing soul, etc. However it turns out Bella has to face none of those, and Edward was just being dramatic.

Alice, The Fortune TellerEdit

WARNING The ability to foretell future works only when convenient to the plot

Twilight She didn't see Bella deciding to be stupid and walk upto James. Hell she didn't even notice Bella sneak out.

New Moon How did Alice not see Bella become a zombie for months after Edward left her? And Bella approach creepy men to hear Edward's voice? The Wolf excuse won't work here, Jacob came late into the pitcure. Alice must seen all of that, and Edward would have read it in her mind. So you still believe Edward left her to "protect" her?

She didn't see Laurent and Victoria, out of choice. Because she thought the friend and girlfriend of the vamp they killed, would just already forget about it.

She somehow missed realizing that Bella keeps blanking out of her visions. Throughout New Moon.

Eclipse Missed out seeing everything that Victoria decided, like seducing Riley.

Breaking Dawn Can't see the demon spawn Reneesme in her visions. This is because Renesmee is genetically more similar to Jacob then to her own parents. Could this be proof of Reneesme actually being Edward and Jacob's daughter?

The Great Southern Vampire Wars Edit

See main article: Great Southern Vampire Wars (GSVW.)


Meyer clearly states that "all vampires are infertile." We have news for you, Meyer.

All = All ∴ All ≠ Some.

Which brings us to the issue of how the hell demonspawn came to be. Damn plot-holes!!

Volturi Travel PlanningEdit

How the fuck did it take the Volturi an entire MONTH to get from Volterra to Forks? It took Bella and Alice about one day to get from Forks to Volterra. Why can't the Volturi rent a few cars and head to Rome and GET ON A PLANE? This leaves us with several possiblities:

1. Aro is a douchebag. He ordered the Volturi to walk across Italy and France then swim across the North Atlantic Ocean, and then WALK across America.

2. Bella is the biggest Mary-Sue since the beginning of stories. The Volturi kept trying to get a plane, but every single plane crashed because planes crash SO fucking often. *both sarcasm hands and feet plus toes and fingers raised*

3. Aro was too busy "making war plans" with Cauis

References Edit

  1. Canon
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