To Be Speshul, The Girl Must...Edit
- Whine and bitch constantly and with no end, even when something good happens.
- Example: WAH! I GOT A NEW TRUCK!; WAH! EVERY GUY LOVES ME!; WAH! THE GUY I'VE KNOWN FOR A MONTH LEFT! and on and on...
- Ignore all her friends who aren't meyerpires or meyerwolves.
- Constantly tell herself that she's ugly/plain, even if she's gorgeous.
- Let her boyfriend handle everything.
- Cook and clean for her male family members. They're men, so they deserve to be waited on because she's just a woman.
- Break the poor hearts of anyone who claims to love her.
- Unless they're SUPER HOT and SUPER MYSTERIOUS.
- Be super-angsty.
- Have no goals outside of getting married to her speshul boyfriend because who wants to do anything with their life?
- Hate anyone who DARE challenge her super-speshulness!
- Annoy everyone.
- Be ridiculously stupid to the point of sheer recklessness.
- Be extremely klutzy because that's so cute.
To Be Speshul, The Guy Must...Edit
- Be emo.
- Say cheesy things to his girlfriend.
- Example: "You are my life now."
- Constantly say everything is too dangerous.
- Be very, very emo.
- Write lullabies (seriously).
Be controlling and abusiveprotective and romantic
emosuper "deep" (read: plays the piano) and mysterious.
- Run away from all his problems
- Never fight; fighting could damage his hot face
- Be emo-licious.
- Wear purple eye shadow under his eyes, so it looks like he doesn't sleep AND DOESN'T WEAR MAKEUP AT ALL.
- Be very very very very very very very very emo. Seriously.
- Wear glitter ALL DA TIME.
- Have messed up hair ALL DA TIME.
- If he ever leaves his girlfriend, he will stay alive until he thinks (s)he is dead. Then he will go all suicide mode.
- Lack a personality, because looks are more important.
- Did we mention being emo?
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