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People who have succeeded in killing Edward Cullen:

  1. Pikachu (standard Pokémon move sets might work. Its move sets in the Super Smash Bros. games would work too. Give one a lightsaber, a Super Scope and a jet pack, and the mouse will be good to go!)
  2. Vault Boy (that cartoon guy from the more recent Fallout games)
  3. Gunther Hermann (+53 for his bodycount)
  4. Yuli and his band (From Pop n Music)
  5. Dr. Cox
  6. The janitor
  7. Genocider Syo
  8. Monokuma
  9. Orihime Inoue (yeah, he's THAT weak)
  10. Ted
  11. Alex Day
  12. Charlie McDonnell
  13. Nerdfighters
  14. All the other awesome people from YouTube
  15. The Master
  16. The Daleks
  17. The Cybermen
  18. Raiden from mortal kombat (Fried his ass into bacon)
  19. An army of Ewoks (crushed him with tree trunks and rocks)
  20. YO MAMA, UMBRIDGE! (thought he was a protein shake, falcon egg, or a rock)
  21. Ryuk the Shinigami (for the apple)
  22. Misa Amane (Light Yagami told her to)
  23. Rem the Shinigami (Misa did it so she had to as well)
  24. A random Hollow
  25. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru (Ed got in the way of the fight)
  26. Inuyasha with Tetsusaiga (absorbed his power, but that brought Edtard back to life for some reason)
  27. Iron Man in his old suit
  28. Iron Man in his new suit
  29. Iron Man in any suit for that matter
  30. Commander Shepard
  31. The rest of the crew of the Normandy SR-1 and SR-2
  32. Haruhi Suzumiya
  33. Ashiya Mizuki
  34. Sano Izumi
  35. Big Bang (Big Bang rocks tonight oh eh ohhh)
  36. literature
  37. Iggy
  38. Larten Crepsley
  39. Vur Horston
  40. Butler
  41. Holly Short
  42. Foaly
  43. Dan Bylsma
  44. Kiki
  45. Alice
  46. The March Hare
  47. A Vuvuzela
  48. A Bouncy Ball
  49. Alphaba
  50. Katniss
  51. Rue
  52. Gale
  53. Peeta
  54. Arthur Dent
  55. Meera Flame
  56. Seba Nile
  57. Paris Skye
  58. Roronoa Zolo (Zoro)
  59. Ryoma Echizen
  60. Finn the Human Boy (MATHEMATICAL!)
  61. Jake the Dog
  62. The Ice King (for being even creepier than him)
  63. M.Bison
  64. Sam Puckett (he was watching her and Carly in their sleep) (See Bruce Lee)
  65. MIKE F'ING HAGGAR (Twihards created another gang to appear in Metro City)
  66. Cody Travers (See Mike Haggar)
  67. Guy (Final Fight) (See Mike Haggar, but he then went on to hunt down the critic who greenlighted Twilight in the first place for he must be pure evil)
  68. Albert Wesker
  69. Chris Redfield
  70. Jill Valentine
  71. Barry Burton
  72. Rebecca Chambers
  73. Billy Coen
  74. Claire Redfield
  75. Leon S. Kennedy
  76. Ada Wong
  77. Sherry Birkin
  78. William Birkin
  79. Annette Birkin
  80. Nicholai Ginovaef
  81. Mikhail Viktor
  82. The survivors from Resident Evil Outbreak
  83. ater and Sadie Kane
  84. THE GODDAMN BATMAN
  85. LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  86. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (Edward was being noisy)
  87. Wendell Beanwater (kix'd his @$$)
  88. Painis Cupcake (Ate him)
  89. Dic Soupcan
  90. Richard Mac'ntyre
  91. Vewrath
  92. Vewrath's Face
  93. Every cell in Vewrath's body
  94. Vewrath's tombstone
  95. Pepperoni (He called him a chair)
  96. Parco Folgore (Edward is mad gay)
  97. Fawks Makkloud (Wolf technically killed him, he wouldn't let Fawks do it.)
  98. Tourettes Guy (thought he was a bottle of salt.)
  99. Richard (from Looking For Group)
  100. The utau's
  101. The cool face guy
  102. everyone in "the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" (see bruce lee,alucard,and Deidara,and multiply by 1,000)
  103. An elite with a bean sword (gwarhg!)
  104. A spartan with a bean sword (look above)
  105. an elite with a gravity hammer (see above)
  106. a spartan with a gravity hammer (see above,again)
  107. a MOTHER F*CK*NG bungie police officer with a ban-hammer BETCH!(see here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjwaK8RvsxI) (sorry halo fans who pwnd edtard via throwing plasma grenades)
  108. acarrot (he shoved it up his......nevermind)
  109. a cucumber (see carrot)
  110. The Jacob Black from Vampires suck
  111. Jacob Black from Vampires suck but this time as a chihuahua
  112. all the members of MOTHER F*CK*NG ORGANIZATION XIII!(turned him into a heartless and killed him,but they hated his nobody so they killed it a gave him a mega-elixer)
  113. Roxas with Oblivion and Oath-Keeper (see Organization XIII and Bruce Lee)
  114. Axel (see above)
  115. Super Saiyan Jesus(see bruce lee)
  116. Super Saiyan 2 Jesus (see bruce lee and alucard)
  117. Super Saiyan 3 Jesus (see bruce lee and deidara)
  118. Super Saiyan 4 Jesus (see alucard and deidara)
  119. Super Saiyan 100 Jesus (see all on the entire list and multiply by 10000
  120. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot (they actually just annoyed him to death)
  121. The Brain, but Pinky screwed it up. NARF!
  122. A Hunter (Got tired of his shit and Pwnt'. him)
  123. My history teacher
  124. 2 Girls with their 1 Cup
  125. All of the Homunculi from Fullmetal Alchemist (anime and manga)
  126. The Mad Hatter
  127. The Red Queen
  128. The White Queen
  129. Winry Rockbell (hit him repeatedly with her screwdriver thinking he was Edward Elric)
  130. Sora
  131. Mickey Mouse
  132. Goofy
  133. Donald Duck
  134. Scrooge McDuck
  135. Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck
  136. Webby Vanderquack
  137. Launchpad McQuack (He crashed every car the Cullens owned!)
  138. Gizmoduck
  139. Basically, any DuckTales character from either series.
  140. Actually, a great deal of Disney characters can take on Edward.
  141. The Doctor (all incarnations)
  142. All of The Doctor's Companions
  143. All of The Doctor's Enemies
  144. Voldemort aka the Dark Lord aka You-know-who aka Tom Riddle aka He-who-must not-be-named.
  145. Technically Stephenie Meyer
  146. Walkin' Dude (see alucard)
  147. Trashcan Man (edward said people who start fires wet their pants)
  148. Hancock (edward called him an asshole, see bruce lee, see alucard)
  149. Thomas Raith
  150. Karrin Murphy (with the Katana of Jesus, see Bruce Lee)
  151. Korsgaard (see Korsgaard v. Twilight)
  152. Smokey the Bear
  153. My pet rat Mischa
  154. Gaspard Ulliel
  155. Hannibal Lecter (ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti)
  156. A parked car hit him
  157. Kakashi Hatake
  158. Happy from Fairy Tail
  159. Jareth the Goblin King (had dunked him head first into the Bog of Eternal Stench, only to have Edward suffocate... right before he had encountered Sarah, who made him reorder time...)
  160. Zorc
  161. Zuul Gozer
  162. Kappa Mickey
  163. Peppy Hare (Fox told him to do a barrel roll which caused him to lose control of the Arwing and crash into an asteroid)
  164. An apple (hit him in the face, disfiguring him, and caused him to commit suicide)
  165. King Kong
  166. Godzilla
  167. Santa Christ (Nostalgia Critic)
  168. Super Saiyan Hitler From this fic that's better than Twilight...and the fic's bad
  169. Twin clones of Hitler (from Superman At World's End)
  170. My fish Jerrin
  171. The Joker ("Why so sparkly?")
  172. The Winchesters
  173. Castiel
  174. Prrrresident Nixon. With his jowls. ("Dammit, Henry, someone has to shut that little twerp up, and I don't care how. Looks like a fruit to me, and probably a goddamn Communist, too.")
  175. Galen Marek
  176. Every STAR WARS character (including the walking fucking teddy bears)
  177. Sandy Cheeks (when he (along the rest of the Cullens and other vegetarian vampires) are tries to ate her only to have their Ass Kicked by Sandy before they all have any chances to took any bites out of her)
  178. A stinkbug
  179. A real vampire
  180. Dumbledore's Army
  181. A very mad polar bear
  182. A pair of extra fuzzy neon socks!
  183. Murdock and Face from the A-team (the REAL A-team not the f*cked up new movie version)
  184. Starbuck, Boxie, and Muffet
  185. Lestat and Louis (because God knows Louis needed something to burn, and Lestat had probably seen the movie)
  186. Luna Lovegood (he told her nargles didn't exsist....)
  187. Spongebob Squarepants
  188. Marco Rossi
  189. Claire Stanfield
  190. Hanna Falk Cross
  191. Tarma Roving
  192. Conrad Achenleck (called him gay)
  193. Gerard Way
  194. Mike Way
  195. Andrew Volpe
  196. My cat
  197. A (Pretty Little Liars)
  198. A mirror.
  199. Hoppard the Gauntlet
  200. Zazie the Beast
  201. Caine the Longshot
  202. Midvalley the Hornfreak
  203. Legato Bluesummers (WITH HIS BADASS TELEKINESIS.)
  204. Elindira the Crimson Nail.
  205. Chapel the Evergreen
  206. Klavier Gavin (and his amazing powers of sexiness and rock and roll.)
  207. Maverick Hunter Zero
  208. Kristoph Gavin. From behind. With a wine bottle.
  209. Kuroneko-sama (the little black cat from Trigun)
  210. Zoey Redbird and the rest of the House of Night cast
  211. Metalman (and his hax Metal Blades)
  212. Ren
  213. Stimpy
  214. Your face
  215. The angry video game nerd
  216. Alex Mercer (he also targets other Meyerpires to gets their powers, but he ends up sparkles)
  217. The Grox (they exterminates Meyerpires and Meyerwolves)
  218. Gordon Freeman (uses Gravity gun to stakes Edward Cullen and other meyerpires from distance and bludgeons Jacob and other meyerwolves with Crowbar that made of silver)
  219. Father Alexander Anderson (I am a mediator of God. Messanger tae the divine punishment of Heaven. We will crush yoor unholy body and salt the earth with yoor dust. AMEN!)
  220. Tyranids (consumes every single Meyerpires to gets their powers only to ends up sparkles)
  221. Hiro Nakamura (everytime Edward Cullen and other Meyerpires fights back, he teleports like crazy and stabs them from Behind)
  222. Dean Winchester (lopped his God Dammed sparkely head off!)
  223. Sam Winchester (see Dean Winchester)
  224. Chuck Noris (It should be obvious!!!!)
  225. Castiel (. . . .just cus)
  226. Satan (he had nothing better to do)
  227. Gabriel (see Satan)
  228. Young!Sam and Young!Dean (beat him to death with their toys)
  229. Spock (it defies logic)
  230. otulissa (see Spock)
  231. alphonse elric (brother)
  232. Edward Elric (He did it with his younger brother, and just his fists)
  233. Roy Mustang
  234. Riza Hawkeye
  235. General Olivier Mira Armstrong
  236. Scar (He did not like the sparkling)
  237. Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the Mane Six (She's mad that he practically ruined her name)
  238. Lucy from Elfen Lied
  239. Xehanort
  240. Merry Nightmare
  241. Claude Faustus
  242. Alois Trancy
  243. Ciel Phantomhive
  244. Sebastian Michaelis
  245. Hannah Annafellows
  246. Enma Ai
  247. Ichimoku Ren
  248. Panty Anarchy
  249. Stocking Anarchy
  250. Prussia (Axis Powers Hetalia)
  251. Russia (Axis Powers Hetalia)
  252. Sheldon (The Big Bang Theory)
  253. Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  254. Quasimodo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  255. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  256. Flynn Rider (Tangled)
  257. Mother Gothel (Tangled)
  258. Maximus (Tangled)
  259. Rapunzel (Tangled, or any version for that matter)
  260. Pascal (Tangled)
  261. Firestar (Warriors)
  262. Hollyleaf (Warriors)
  263. Ashfur (Warriors)
  264. Squirrelflight (Warriors)
  265. GLaDOS (Turns out Meyerpires aren't immune to neurotoxin.)
  266. Wheatley ("Holmes versus Moriarty, Edward versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!" As it turns out, sparklepires are not immune to SPINNY BLADE WALL either.) Actually, Wheatley managed to kill Eddiekins twice, once with the spinny blade wall and once with the always-impressive mashy spike plate. It takes a moron to kill a moron I guess.
  267. Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter
  268. Harry Potter
  269. the Stardroids (and Sunstar).
  270. The Gorillaz and their awesome effing music.
  271. Murdoc from the Gorillaz... with a hipthrust.
  272. King Kong
  273. The Combine (from Half-Life 2)
  274. Master Chief (he can own edward in a flash!)
  275. Jesus Christ (he is against vampirism and necrophilia)
  276. The Creeper (Minecraft)
  277. Jackie Chan
  278. Soap MacTavish (from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)
  279. Hawke (Dragon Age 2)
  280. James Rolfe (who is a big vampire fan)
  281. Amuro Ray (Newtype powers overwhelmed Edward's sparkleness at the cost of his own life, and you thought pushing Axis back was awesome enough)
  282. Bright Noa (BRIGHTSLAP BEATS EVERYTHING!!!)
  283. Kamille Bidan (Rammed the Zeta into Mr. Cullen ala Paptimus-style)
  284. Seabook Arno (Outsparkled Edward in the F91)
  285. Roboute Guilliman (In a contest of who was more Mary Sue, the Primarch won out hands down. He then proceeded to give Edward a Sanguinius-style haircut after being revived.)
  286. The angry moon (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)
  287. Majora’s Mask (Decided that Edward wasn’t worth possessing)
  288. Data ....While B4 watched.
  289. Lore .......While B4 laughed
  290. Logan Grimnar (Chapter Master of the Space Wolves Space Marines)
  291. Justicar Alaric (Grey Knights Space Marines)
  292. Silver (From Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver games)
  293. Lyra (with her bare hands)
  294. Red (because he's Red. And he can stand on a mountain for 3 years in a T-shirt.)
  295. Blue (or Green, in Japan) (because hes Gary ****ing Oaks game counter part. And he does the spiky hair look better than Disco ball Cullen)
  296. Every playable Pokémon trainer
  297. Every Pokémon rival
  298. Captain Underpants (Edward got defeated in the Flip-O-Rama!)
  299. Kagamine Rin.
  300. Kagamine Len
  301. Kasane Teto
  302. Hatsune Miku
  303. Me.
  304. Any and all members of the Weasley family.
  305. John Titor (he uses Time Machine to goes back in time and assassinates Smeyer before she has any chance to writes Twilight so Edward Cullen are simply never came to existence)
  306. Wataru Kurenai as Kamen Rider Kiva
  307. Tsukasa Kadoya as Kamen Rider Decade
  308. Takeru Shiba
  309. Imagin (Kamen Rider Den-O)
  310. Fangire (Kamen Rider Kiva)
  311. Worm (Kamen Rider Kabuto)
  312. Taiga Nobori as Kamen Rider Dark Kiva
  313. Tommy Oliver
  314. Momotaros, Urataros, Kintaros, Ryutaros, Negataros, Teddy (see Imagin)
  315. Yoshimori Sumimura (His cakes were insulted)
  316. Gen Shishio
  317. NiGHTS (Bitch stole his sparkles)
  318. Bass/Forte.exe (With an earthbreaker to the face)
  319. Serenade.exe
  320. Rip Van Winkle (She tore him apart with her Bad-ass gun)
  321. Crona (S/He doesn't know how to deal with fake vampires)
  322. Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger
  323. Captain Marvelous (see Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger)
  324. Alex Louis Armstrong (THE ONLY MAN WHO IS ALLOWED TO SPARKLE)
  325. A corgi
  326. Three corgis
  327. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
  328. A swarm of corgis
  329. The cast of Storm Hawks
  330. One million corgis
  331. Bowser (He can breathe fire! He can also Mega Evolve into GIGA BOWSER! And this was long before Mega Evolution was officially introduced!
  332. Bowser Jr. (He can also breathe fire!)
  333. The Koopalings (They wield magic wands!)
  334. An infinite number of corgis swarming him from all directions
  335. Everyone who's tired of my lame corgi jokes
  336. Littleloserkid (With a wooden stake. Then, I stuffed garlic up his nostrils and ass :P)
  337. Winnie the Pooh
  338. The Angry Birds
  339. Barney the Dinosaur
  340. Princess Celestia
  341. Tokio Hotel
  342. Mark Zuckerberg
  343. Derpy Hooves
  344. Pyramid Head
  345. Asura (Asura's Wrath) His rage proved too much for the stupid vampire wannabe.
  346. The Dragonborn (Skyrim)
  347. All of the characters from Team Fortress 2
  348. Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed II)
  349. Altair (Assassin's Creed)
  350. Every dragon from Skyrim
  351. A mudcrab
  352. The Skyrim giant (he can bring him to space in seconds)
  353. Space Core (Portal 2)
  354. Adolf Hitler
  355. Joseph Stalin
  356. The Communists
  357. Pol Pot
  358. The guard who took an arrow to the knee
  359. George W. Bush
  360. Hugo Chavez
  361. The Courier (Fallout: New Vegas)
  362. Ulfric Stormcloak and his army
  363. Hosni Mubarak
  364. Justin Bieber
  365. Link (The Legend of Zelda) (All of his incarnations)
  366. Raistlin Majere
  367. Saxton Hale
  368. Every user on this wiki
  369. Cedric Diggory
  370. Naruto
  371. Sasuke Uchiha
  372. Madara Uchiha
  373. Orochimaru
  374. Obito Uchiha
  375. Every. Damn. Ninja. in. Naruto
  376. SAXTON HALE
  377. Every single character in Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.
  378. All of the witches in Umineko no Naku Koro ni
  379. The Avengers. 'Nough said.
  380. Superman
  381. The Justice League
  382. A two month old baby.
  383. Allen Walker (D.Gray-Man)
  384. Bugs Bunny
  385. Shakespeare.
  386. Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch)
  387. Kitsune, Sninichi, Misao (Vampire Diaries novels. LOL, they would literally pwn him XD)
  388. Mr Trololo
  389. Aoba Seragaki (He used SCRAP on him and destroyed his mind, leaving him in a comatose-like state, then killed him)
  390. Ren (In his DRAMAtical Murder re:connect bad ending, let him get Edturd.)
  391. Koujaku (He tried to eat Beni, pissed off Koujaku by teasing him for his awesome kimono, tried to hit on and kill Aoba, and Koujaku decapitated him in one swipe of his sword)
  392. Bigby Wolf (he was actually the fairy godmother from Cinderella)
  393. Cookie the Pixie (and man)-eating Afroamerican Guinea Pig (pet of a fellow Frozen Apples member)
  394. Hiei (YuYu Hakusho)
  395. Hatty Hattington (hat laser.)
  396. Hunter the Vampirecat
  397. Professor Layton (and he only beat him with his hat)
  398. TaffyFrost's cats, Oreo and Olga
  399. Bad/Good Cop (from the Lego Movie.)
  400. Mink (It's not even a fight; he just looks at him and Fatality by Mink happens)
  401. Santa Christ
  402. Rita Repulsa
  403. Freddy Fazbear
  404. Bonnie the Bunny
  405. Chica The Chicken
  406. Foxy the Pirate-Fox
  407. Shrek (from Shrek is love, Shrek is life)
  408. Jonathan McIntosh and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  409. Abraham Van Helsing
  410. Solomon Kane
  411. Thomas Hutter
  412. Jonathan Harker
  413. Blade (Marvel)
  414. Toriel
  415. Asgore Dreemurr
  416. Sans
  417. Papyrus
  418. Undyne
  419. Alphys (Yes, even SHE can kill him)
  420. Mettaton
  421. Flowey/Asriel Dreemurr
  422. Chara
  423. Dante (DMC)
  424. Vergil (DMC)
  425. Nero (DMC)
  426. Loptr (Bayonetta 2)
  427. Father Balder (Bayonetta)
  428. Jubileus (Bayonetta)
  429. Bayonetta
  430. Jeanne
  431. Sparda
  432. Accelerator
  433. Sosuke Aizen
  434. Yhwach
  435. Kenpachi Zaraki
  436. Trish (DMC)
  437. Mundus, the Devil Emperor (DMC) Let the Meyerpires feel the wrath of the devil himself.
  438. Argosax (DMC)
  439. Abigail (DMC)
  440. Queen Sheba
  441. Aesir (Bayonetta)
  442. Rodin (Bayonetta)
  443. Dio Brando (JJBA)
  444. Jotaro Kujo (JJBA)
  445. Joseph Joestar (JJBA) Next you'll say "Your pathetic Hermit Purple and Hamon don't stand a chance against me," now. And then he strangles Edward with Hermit Purple, pumps him full of Hamon and Overdrives him in the neck.
  446. Giorno Giovanna (JJBA) With Gold Experience Requiem, he practically kills any sparklepire by trapping it in a loop; ask Diavolo what that's like.
  447. Jolyne Cujoh(JJBA)
  448. Roman Torchwick (RWBY)
  449. Dracula (Castlevania)
  450. Senator Armstrong (MGRR) Nanomachines son! They grind candy ass sparkly fairies like you into dust.
  451. Raiden (MGRR)
  452. Sundowner (MGRR)
  453. Jetstream Sam (MGRR)
  454. Monsoon (MGRR)
  455. Mistral (MGRR)
  456. Bladewolf (MGRR)
  457. Liquid Ocelot in his Metal Gear RAY (MGS4)
  458. Any Metal Gears from the Metal Gear series. A sparklepire would be demolished by those hulking armored robots with firepower and strength to wipe out armies.
  459. Solid Snake
  460. Lord Boros (One Punch Man)
  461. Saitama (One Punch Man)
  462. Genos (One Punch Man)
  463. Any S Class and A Class hero (One Punch Man)
  464. Any One punch Man villain.
  465. Grimmjow (Bleach)
  466. Ulquiorra (Bleach)
  467. Barragan (Bleach)
  468. Any Espada (Bleach)
  469. Momomi Momoi(Mezzo Forte), and her father, Momokichi!
  470. Sawa(Kite & Kite Liberator)
  471. Shinya Kogami (Psycho-Pass)
  472. Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!)
  473. Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
  474. Kotaro Amon (Tokyo Ghoul)
  475. Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul)
  476. Shu Tsukiyama (Tokyo Ghoul)
  477. Kishou Arima (Tokyo Ghoul)
  478. Yato (Noragami) Your wish has been heard loud and clear by him!
  479. The Crystal Gems (because they will ALWAYS save the day)
  480. Nikola Tesla (no sparkly emo can withstand the power of SCIENCE!!!)
  481. The Ghostbusters ('cuz killing abusive stalkers makes them feel Good!)
  482. The Suicide Squad (okay, actually Captain Whiny-Pants killed himself after Harley Quinn refused to go out with him. Then Captain Boomerang stole his wallet and Deadshot put a few bullets in Eddy's head just to make sure he stayed down.)
  483. Teddy Roosevelt. ("WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!?")
  484. Winston Churchill ("I beat Hitler; I can sure as hell stand up to a bloody pixie like you!")
  485. Eren Jaeger (Attack on Titan) The only thing that he hates aside from titans are sparkly vampires
  486. Captain Levi (Attack on Titan)
  487. Commander Erwin Smith (Attack on Titan)
  488. Mikasa Ackermann (Attack on Titan)
  489. Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan)
  490. All Eldian and Marleyan soldiers of Attack on Titan
  491. Cardia Beckford (code: realize) Edward tried to touch her but ended up getting melted
  492. Sarah Kerrigan
  493. James Raynor
  494. Artanis
  495. Zeratul
  496. Tassadar
  497. Every other Terran, Protoss, and Zerg
  498. Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia)
  499. Katsuki Bakugo (My Hero Academia)
  500. Shoto Todoroki (My Hero Academia)
  501. Tenya Iida (My Hero Academia)
  502. Toshinori Yagi/All Might (My Hero Academia)
  503. Ochaco Uraraka (My Hero Academia)
  504. Any Hero From My Hero Academia
  505. Any Villain from My Hero Academia
  506. Saya Kisaragi (Blood: C)
  507. Meliodas (Seven Deadly Sins)
  508. Ban (Seven Deadly Sins)
  509. King (Seven Deadly Sins)
  510. Diane (Seven Deadly Sins)
  511. Gowther (Seven Deadly Sins)
  512. Escanor (Seven Deadly Sins)
  513. Merlin (Seven Deadly Sins)
  514. Elizabeth Liones (Seven Deadly Sins)
  515. Guida (Seven Deadly Sins)
  516. The Holy Knights of Seven Deadly Sins
  517. Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist)
  518. Yukio Okumura (Blue Exorcist)
  519. Shiro Fujimoto (Blue Exorcist)
  520. Team RWBY and Team JNPR. (RWBY)
  521. All the participants of Juuni Taisen
  522. Korosensei (Assassination Classroom)
  523. Nagisa Shiota (Assassination Classroom)
  524. Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom)
  525. Rio Nakamura (Assassination Classroom)
  526. Tadaomi Karasuma (Assassination Classroom)
  527. Irina Jelaviç (Assassination Classroom)
  528. All the characters of Assassination Classroom
  529. Uryuu Ishida (Bleach)
  530. Hiro Shishigami (Inuyashiki)
  531. Sir Daniel Fortesque
  532. Aqua (KonoSuba)
  533. Megumin (KonoSuba)
  534. Darkness/Dustiness Ford Lalatina (KonoSuba)
  535. Eris/Chris (KonoSuba)
  536. Kazuma Satou (KonoSuba)
  537. John Wick (He kidnapped his dog, mistaking it was Jacob Pedowolf Black)
  538. Yuuichiro Hyakyua (Seraph of the End) He wanted to rid the world of vampires, especially Meyerpires, who aren't actually vampires at all
  539. Mikaela Hyakuya (Seraph of the End)
  540. Yoichi Saotome (Seraph of the End)
  541. Shiho Kimizuki (Seraph of the End)
  542. Shinoa Hiragi (Seraph of the End)
  543. Guren Ichinose (Seraph of the End)
  544. Krul Tepes (Seraph of the End)
  545. Ferid Bathory (Seraph of The End)
  546. Shinoa Hiragi (Seraph of the End)
  547. Mitsuba Sanguu (Seraph of the End)
  548. Sayuri Hayanori (Seraph of the End)
  549. All Seraph of the End Characters.
  550. Issei Hyoudou (Highschool DxD)
  551. Rias Gremory (Highschool DxD)
  552. Akeno Himejima (Highschool DxD)
  553. Koneko Toujou (Highschool DxD)
  554. Asia Argento (Highschool DxD)
  555. Xenovia Quarta (Highschool DxD)
  556. Vali Lucifer (Highschool DxD)
  557. All members of Issei Hyoudou's Harem from Highschool DxD
  558. Ryuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)
  559. Maka Albarn(Soul Eater)
  560. Soul "Eater" Evans
  561. Death the Kid (Soul Eater)
  562. Tsubaki Nakatsukasa (Soul Eater)
  563. Black Star (Soul Eater)
  564. Blaire the Cat (Soul Eater)
  565. Crona (Soul Eater)
  566. Excalibur (Soul Eater) Fairies calling themselves vampires are wors than FOOLS!
  567. Black Rock Shooter
  568. Hitagi Senjougahara
  569. Violet Evergarden
  570. Saber(Fate Stay Night)
  571. Archer (Fate Stay Night)
  572. Gilgamesh (Fate Series)
  573. Ruler(Fate Aprocrypha)
  574. Kanade Tachibana
  575. Yuri Nakamura
  576. Cloud Strife
  577. Noctis Lucis Caelum
  578. Lightning Farron
  579. Shinji Ikari
  580. Rei Ayanami
  581. Asuka Langley Sohryu/Shikinami Langley
  582. Kaworu Nagisa
  583. Mari Illustrious Makinami
  584. Misato Katsuragi..
  585. ..and her pet Penguin Pen-Pen
  586. Gendo Ikari
  587. Banagher Links
  588. Riddhe Marcenas
  589. Shinn Asuka (Atleast he wasn't devoid of any personality or emotions, unlike Edshite Smellen)
  590. Kira Yamato
  591. Setsuna F. Seiei
  592. Mikazuki Augus
  593. Orga Itsuka
  594. Akihiro Altland
  595. Norba Shino
  596. Gaelio Bauduin
  597. McGillis Fareed (He has the same Japanese voice actor as Edturd yet has more personlaity than Eddykinzs)
  598. Lelouch vi Britannia (He basically geassed Edturd to commit suicide)
  599. Suzaku Kururugi (Same case with McGillis in terms of the Japanese VA, but still, he can still kick ass than Edturd)
  600. Dammit, every Character in Code Geass!
  601. Kim Possible
  602. Ron Stoppable
  603. Rufus Stoppable
  604. Shego
  605. Dr. Drakken
  606. Perry the Platypus
  607. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
  608. Every single Mario series character
  609. Every single Legend of Zelda character
  610. Every single Pokémon (Yes, even Magikarp)
  611. Tanjiro Kamado
  612. Nezuko Kamado
  613. Zenitsu Agatsuma (He might be one of the biggest pussy around, but once he slept, he chopped Eddikinzs head and body in pieces with the speed of lightning).
  614. Kanao Tsuyuri
  615. Inosuke Hashibira
  616. Muzan Kibutsuji (He did the moonwalk in Edturd's carcass).
  617. Sakonoji Urokodaki
  618. Sabito
  619. Giyuu Tomioka
  620. Shinobu Kocchou
  621. Muichiro Tokito
  622. Mitsuru Kanroji
  623. Every Pillar in Kimetsu no Yaiba.
  624. Every demon in Kimetsu no Yaiba.
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