There are a few, very few, people in this and other worlds, real or imagined, who ARE allowed to sparkle, and who must be horribly offended to have these vampire-wannabe-shitheads encroaching on their sparkly turf. These people/creatures/things are listed below:

  1. Faires
  2. Pixies
  3. Adam Lambert
  4. K-pop, J-pop, and C-pop stars, male or female
  5. Cans of glitter
  6. Anyone who does NOT belong to the category "living dead".
  7.  Alex Louie Armstrong (from Full Metal Alchemist) and his family (sparkles has been passed down in Armstrong family for generations!!!!!!!)

    How men should sparkle: IN A BADASS WAY!!!

  8. Every member of the Ouran High School Host Club.
  9.  Glitter Glue
  10. know, the guy who went bear-zerk (*cricket*)
  11.  Michael Jackson (because he wore a sparkling suit once... and it was pretty damn cool.)
  12. Drag queens
  13.  Lady Gaga
  14.  Little girls between the ages of 3 and 13
  15.  Disco balls
  16. Glitter gloss
  17. Elton John
  18. Navi
  19. Tatl
  20. Tael
  21. Tinker Bell
  22. The Goblin King, Jareth (and his magical crotch)
  23. RuPaul. (C'mon, he'd look FABULOUS)
  24. Sailor Moon and any other Sailor Soldier
  25. Perez Hilton
  26. Len Kagamine
  27. Austria
  28. Ke$ha (In her case, she desperately needs it)
  29. Keiichi "K" Maebara (Or, his eyes. He will bishie you into being a man, so he needs the sparkle)
  30. Barbie
  31. Ken (What? You think those two broke up for no reason? Yeah, me either.)
  32. Disney Princesses
  33. Key from SHINee (Yeah, I did already say K-pop stars, but let's face it, the man out-Diva's everyone else on the planet.)
  34. Waka from Okami
  35. Angel (from RENT.)
  37. David Bowie
  38. Very young children
  39. Stars and comets
  40. Pandora (James Cameron’s Avatar)
  41. Diamonds
  42. Elvis Presley
  43. Ultimo from Karakuridouji Ultimo.
  44. Flashman from Megaman (AKA one of the only robots allowed to sparkle)
  45. Old Gregg (see drag queens)
  46. Klavier Gavin (in all his sexy glory)
  47. Redd White of BluCorp
  49. Yumichika Ayasegawa
  50. My Little Pony
  51. Jo Kwon from 2AM (damn he should just create an army of K-Pop Divas with Key)
  52. Cinderella... and she can even kick Edweird's butt
  53. Mitzy, Felicia and Bernadette (from The adventures of Pricilla, queen of the desert)
  54. All characters of Dragon Age, especially Sebastian in his shiny armor
  55. JUSTIN BIEBER! (Come out of the closet Biebs, we're onto you.)
  56. Magnus Bane (From The Mortal Instruments)
  57. Jewelman from Megaman 9.
  58. King from Megaman and Bass (but he doesn't just sparkle, he fuckin' SHINES.)
  59. Ice
  60. Lady Amalthea (The Last Unicorn)
  61. Unicorns
  62. Princess Celestia
  63. Rarity
  64. Twilight Sparkle (The only occurrence of "Twilight" and "Sparkle" in the same concept that's acceptable.)
  65. Maito Gai
  66. Anyone who has glitter dumped on.
  67. Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw)
  68. Anyone who eats Jewel meat from the manga Toriko. (It makes the eater sparkle and shine brighter than the moon! Plus this meat comes from an animal called the Regal Mammoth, who can be larger than a mountain.)
  69. Frosty the Snowman.
  70. Stars
  71. Gemstones
  72. Sun and Moon rays
  73. Liberace
  74. Elsa's dress (Frozen)
  75. Anyone BUT Meyerpires
  76. Mettaton
  77. Tamaki Suoh
  78. Hannah Montana
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