How to deal with a Twitard Girlfriend/Wife (the more common scenario)Edit
If she starts comparing you to Edward Cullen, or asking you to be more like Edward, break up IMMEDIATELY!
How to deal with a Twitard Boyfriend/Husband (the less common scenario, but still possible)Edit
Try to introduce him to other series he might like. Here is a list of suggestions.
If those don’t work (applies to either gender)Edit
THEN THERE IS NO HOPE.Screw them! Go find another Boyfriend/Girlfriend!
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