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According to SMeyer and the Twitards, this is like AWHMYGAWD, TEH BEST BUK SERIES/SAWGAH EVUR!!! We Antis beg to differ, especially since it isn't even a saga in the first place!. This is a list of series that prove SMeyer and the Twitards wrong. These may be books, book series, TV series, video games, or movies.

Books/ComicsEdit

  1. Dracula by Bram Stoker (OF COURSE!)
  2. Harry Potter by JK Rowling (Again, OF COURSE!)
  3. Artemis Fowl
  4. 13 Treasures
  5. The Morganville Vampires (where vampires are actually intimidating)
  6. Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan
  7. Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan
  8. Actually, anything by Rick Riordan.
  9. House of Night by PC and Kristin Cast (The vampires there aren't normal, but at least they have wicked tattoos! Much better than sparkly skin.)
  10. Anything by Stephen King (And no, you stupid fanboys and fangirls, your Goddess is not better than he is! We've gone over this before!)
  11. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (You FAIL Meyer!)
  12. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith (EPIC FAIL, MEYER)
  13. The Princess Bride by William Goldman (Once again; FAIL, Meyer!)
  14. Anything by Robert A. Heinlein
  15. Discworld by Terry Pratchett
  16. Necronomicon and the Legend of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft
  17. The Hunger Games
  18. Divergent and Insurgent
  19. Homestuck (technically a comic but I don't care)
  20. The Lord of the Rings
  21. Chronicles of Narnia
  22. Redwall
  23. Watership Down
  24. Wind in the Willows
  25. Anything by Charles Dickens
  26. Treasure Island
  27. Berserk by Kentaro Miura
  28. Death Note (I might be cheating, since this is actually a manga, so take it down if you want, but the whole series, from beginning to end, is still better than anything Twilight could ever come up with. Plus points for Robert Pattinson liking this.)
  29. Warriors series by Erin Hunter
  30. The 39 Clues
  31. The Secret Series by Pseudonymous Bosch
  32. Heck, even Fancy Nancy!
  33. Alice in Wonderland  by Lewis Carroll
  34. Neverending Story by Michael Ende
  35. Anything Marvel
  36. Archie Sonic (Well, exept for the fact that most of the characters are Mary Sues)
  37. Anything DC
  38. Acts of Caine by Matthew Stover
  39. The Erebus Sequence by Den Patrick
  40. Anything by William Shakespeare
  41. A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin
  42. HunterxHunter, YuYu Hakusho, and anything by Yoshihiro Togashi!
  43. Holes by Louis Sachar
  44. The DRAMAtical Murder manga by Nitro+chiral
  45. C.S. Lewis' Space Trilogy (Out of The Silent Planet, Perelandra, That Hideous Strength)
  46. Penryn & the End of Days (It's like Susan Ee (the author) read Twilight and thought 'Well, that was a load of shit. I'm going to take all that angel imagery and put it in MY version of Twilight to show her how to do supernatural romances and likable main characters!')
  47. Parasyte
  48. The Wicked Years by Gregory Maguire
  49. The Reynard Cycle by David R. Witanowski
  50. Vampire Knight by Matsuri Hino
  51. Brave Story by Miyuki Miyabe
  52. Anything by Stephen King
  53. Michael Vey by Richard Paul Evans.
  54. Magic Under Glass & Magic Under Stone by Jaclyn Dolamre (it's about a girl who really sings, in a time period that is set Before Twilight)
  55. Fifty Shades of Grey (Maybe. Just maybe. At least it centers around sex and not one dimensional fairies vampire guys)
  56. My Immortal
  57. Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre
  58. Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen
  59. Inuyasha

MoviesEdit

  1. The Princess Bride directed by Rob Reiner
  2. Up by Pixar (Because they wrote a better love story in a montage than Twilight did in 4 books)
  3. All 8 Harry Potter Films and the Fantastic Beasts films. (Of course!)
  4. The Hunger Games series
  5. Pacific Rim series
  6. Barbie movie series
  7. Pan´s Labyrinth
  8. The Dark Crystal
  9. The Secret of NIMH
  10. Any movie from the Marvel Cinematic Universe (yes, even Iron Man 2)
  11. Star Wars (Say what you will about the Prequel and Sequel trilogies, and the altered versions of the Original trilogy, but those movies are still better than Twilight! Also, speaking of the Prequels, JAR JAR BINKS BEATS EDTURD ANYTIME!)
  12. Any Star Trek film (Yes, even the fifth one)
  13. Any Pixar film (Yes, even Cars 2)
  14. American Girl Series (These are better role models than Bella)
  15. The Neverending Story trilogy (Yes, even the third movie is better than the Twilight series!)
  16. My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (hey, even THIS is better than Twishite)
  17. The Lion King (even its remake is better than Twilight)
  18. The Frozen movies
  19. All four Toy Story movies
  20. Cinderella
  21. Sleeping Beauty
  22. Maleficent
  23. The Kung Fu Panda series
  24. The Last Airbender by M. Night Shyalaman (you have to admit, this movie is better than all four Twicrap books combined. At least Last Airbender stayed as faithful to the cartoon as it could)
  25. HunterxHunter: Phantom Rouge
  26. All the YuYu Hakusho movies
  27. Mr. Peabody and Sherman
  28. The How to Train Your Dragon Trilogy
  29. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
  30. Any Pokémon movie (Anime or live action. Go, Detective Pikachu!)
  31. HunterxHunter: The Last Mission
  32. Stardust
  33. The Princess and the Frog
  34. Bambi
  35. The Jungle Book
  36. Any Robin Hood movie (including the Errol Flynn one, the Disney animated classic and even the Costner and Ridley Scott versions)
  37. Every single Studio Ghibli movie
  38. Fantastic Mr Fox
  39. The Fox and the Hound
  40. The Rescuers & The Rescuers Down Under
  41. The Goofy Movies
  42. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Yes, even that one)
  43. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
  44. Superman vs. the Elite
  45. Any of The LEGO Movies
  46. Little Shop of Horrors
  47. Jesus Christ Superstar (both versions)
  48. Yellow Submarine
  49. Sharknado series (Regardless of your stance on them, they’re still better than Twilight)
  50. Tangled
  51. Mulan
  52. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  53. Big Hero 6
  54. Zootopia
  55. The Princess and The Frog
  56. Spirited Away
  57. Princess Mononoke
  58. Kiki's Delivery Service
  59. Nausicaa of the Valley of The Wind
  60. The Wind Rises
  61. From Up On Poppy Hill
  62. Grave of the Fireflies
  63. Watership Down
  64. The Plague Dogs
  65. The Rescuers
  66. Akira
  67. Ghost in the Shell
  68. Gladiator
  69. Dead Poets Society
  70. Top Gun
  71. The Matrix Trilogy (Yes, even Revolutions)
  72. Twilight of the Cockroaches
  73. The Last Unicorn
  74. Perfect Blue
  75. Paprika
  76. Tokyo Godfathers
  77. Wolf Children
  78. The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
  79. Summer Wars
  80. The Secret World of Arrietty
  81. Sausage Party
  82. Coraline
  83. Rise of the Guardians
  84. The John Wick Series (Same studio, but this one is pure badassery and genius, unlike Twishit).

TelevisionEdit

  1. Doctor Who from BBC
  2. Sailor Moon (any series)
  3. Mahou Shoujo Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Because a whiny witch beats a whiny bitch)
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  4. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from Hasbrol
  5. Star Wars: The Clone Wars and its pilot episode film.
  6. Star Wars Rebels
  7. Star Wars Resistance (Resistance trailer: “Hey Twilight trailers, I’ll trade my undeserved dislikes for your undeserved likes!”)
  8. The Mandalorian (“Baby Yoda” > Renesmee Cullen)
  9. Sherlocked
  10. Heroman
  11. Transformers from Hasbro (any series)
  12. Hellsing ("The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame!")
  13. Avengers Assemble
  14. Littlest Pet Shop
  15. Pokémon
  16. Every Pretty Cure series
  17. Kim Possible (both the original series and its live-action movie)
  18. Phineas and Ferb
  19. Milo Murphy's Law (from the creators of Phineas and Ferb)
  20. Johnny Test (Repetitive, but it's way better than Twilight. Also, there was a Twilight parody episode)
  21. Avatar: The Last Airbender 
  22. The Walking Dead (WELL, DUH.)
  23. Regular Show
  24. The Sonic Boom TV Series (As long as Sonic’s blue arms don’t bother you.)
  25. Game of Thrones (Dany could easily Dracarys the sparklepires to Hell -- even without her dragons, like she dealt with Khal Moro and Co. in Season 6. Or, she can burn the town of Forks to the ground like she did Kings Landing in Season 8! (Regardless of your stance of that season, it’s still better than Twilight) Absolutely EPIC FAIL, Meyer!)
  26. Breaking Bad
  27. The Wire
  28. Lost
  29. Friends
  30. The Tudors
  31. The Borgias
  32. Star Trek (any series)
  33. HunterxHunter (The 1999 series, the OVAS, and the 2011 reboot)
  34. Yu Yu Hakusho (The cartoon, and the OVAS)
  35. The DRAMAtical Murder anime!
  36. The Legend of Korra
  37. Batman: The Animated series (the 1992 one)
  38. Animaniacs
  39. Tiny Toons
  40. DuckTales (Woo-oo!) (both the 1987 and 2017 series.)
  41. Darkwing Duck (“Let’s get dangerous!”)
  42. Any Disney Afternoon show
  43. Home Improvement (a sitcom starring Tim Allen)
  44. Boy Meets World
  45. Girl Meets World
  46. Cheers
  47. Frasier
  48. Supernatural
  49. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (well, yeah)
  50. Angel
  51. Digimon (Adventure, Tamers, and Adventure tri.)
  52. Jem and the Holograms
  53. Princess Tutu (Tries to deconstruct the magical girl genre and succeeds, whereas Twilight tries to deconstruct the vampire romance genre and fails.)
  54. Total Drama from Teletoon (Not an expert on teenage drama, but portrays it more realistically than Twilight does!)
  55. Psycho-Pass
  56. Durarara!!
  57. Vampire Knight
  58. Diabolik Lovers (it's no masterpiece, with a ton of weird BDSM, but it's better in comparison).
  59. Dance in the Vampire Bund
  60. Rosario + Vampire
  61. Tokyo Ghoul
  62. Gintama
  63. Ghost Hunt
  64. N.C.I.S
  65. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  66. The Powerpuff Girls
  67. Hey! Arnold
  68. Bates Motel
  69. Boys Over Flowers
  70. The Innocent Man
  71. Fullmetal Alchemist (2003 and Brotherhood)
  72. Noragami
  73. Blue Exorcist
  74. Seven Deadly Sins (even though the 3rd season's animation was trash, the series is still good compared to Twilight).
  75. Re: Zero Starting Life in Another World
  76. Fullmetal Panic!
  77. Juuni Taisen
  78. Owari no Seraph ('Cuz badass vampires beats sparkly fairies)
  79. Black Butler
  80. Arrow
  81. The Flash
  82. DC's Legends of Tomorrow
  83. Polar Bear Café
  84. Attack On Titan
  85. Boku no Hero Academia
  86. Neon Genesis Evangelion
  87. Ouran High School Host Club
  88. Kill la Kill
  89. Akame Ga Kill
  90. Yuri!!! On Ice
  91. The whole Naruto Series (The Original, Shippuden, and Boruto)
  92. The whole Dragon Ball Series (Original, DBZ, DBZ Kai, DBGT and Dragon Ball Super)
  93. Bleach
  94. One Piece
  95. Black Clover
  96. Haikyu!!seve
  97. Free!
  98. Fairy Tail
  99. Your Lie in April
  100. Assassination Classroom
  101. Anohana
  102. Serial Experiments Lain
  103. Sweetness and Lightning
  104. Danganronpa
  105. Konosuba
  106. A Certain Magical Index
  107. A Certain Scientific Railgun
  108. A Certain Scientific Accelerator
  109. Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
  110. Violet Evergarden
  111. The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
  112. Devilman (The 1972 series, the crossovers and the Devilman Crybaby)
  113. Soul Eater
  114. Zetsuen no Tempest
  115. Merlin
  116. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (DIO would pound those MUDA sparklepires even without ZA WARUDO)
  117. Every Gundam series ever! (Even AGE is better than the twilight shitfest)
  118. The Crown
  119. Stranger Things
  120. Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba
  121. Bungou Stray Dogs (Dazai's Suicide attempts look successful when compared to Bella's)
  122. Dr. Stone
  123. Dororo
  124. The Promised Neverland
  125. The Fate Series
  126. The whole Voltron Series (Even if you didn't enjoy the killing off of Shiro's fiance in the 7th season or the 8th season of Legendary Defender, at least it was still better than Twilight)

Video GamesEdit

  1. Pokémon series from Nintendo
  2. Mario series from Nintendo (This includes spinoffs like Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Sports, Mario RPGs, etc.)
  3. Super Princess Peach (That’s right, a frequent victim of kidnapping gets her own game! Take that, Bella!)
  4. The Legend of Zelda series from Nintendo
  5. Spyro the Dragon series
  6. Sonic the Hedgehog series from SEGA (except for a few misses in that series)
  7. Mortal Kombat from Netherealm Studios 
  8. Minecraft from Mojang and Microsoft
  9. HADOUKEN! Er, I mean Street Fighter
  10. RuneScape from Jagex
  11. Final Fantasy series from Square/Squaresoft/Square Enix
  12. Mass Effect series from Bioware
  13. Dragon Age series from Bioware
  14. Tales series from Namco-Bandai
  15. Professor Layton (London is way better than emo Forks)
  16. World of Warcraft from Blizzard Entertainment
  17. StarCraft from Blizzard Entertainment
  18. Diablo from Blizzard Entertainment (Yes, even the one for the phone)
  19. Assassin's Creed from Ubisoft
  20. The Sims from EA (Electronic Arts/Egostistical Assholes; This was one of the few decent games they made.)
  21. Although, Electronic Arts did surprise us in 2019 by publishing a game without all of the blemishes associated with EA.
  22. DRAMAtical Murder, DRAMAtical Murder re:connect, and DRAMAtical Murder re:code from Nitro+chiral
  23. Metroid series from Nintendo. (Yes, even Other M and Federation Force.)
  24. The Sly Cooper series
  25. Every single Donkey Kong game ever
  26. Touhou Project series
  27. Yume Nikki
  28. The Stanley Parable
  29. Undertale
  30. Persona series
  31. Catherine
  32. Metal Gear Solid (yes, even Metal Gear Survive, for all its departures from past Metal Gears)
  33. Darkstalkers
  34. Mystic Messenger
  35. Diabolik Lovers
  36. Amnesia
  37. Dead or Alive
  38. Fatal Frame
  39. The King of Fighters
  40. Tekken
  41. Halo
  42. Dead Space
  43. Devil May Cry
  44. Five Nights at Freddy's (because dead children in robots beats sparkly vampires)
  45. Castlevania (Because Alucard is here, only this time he is in a video game and he is the SON OF DRACULA!)
  46. DoTA 2
  47. League of Legends
  48. Overwatch (Die! Die! Die!!!! sparkly assholes!!!)
  49. Every Splinter Cell game
  50. Ib
  51. Uncharted series by Naughty Dog
  52. The Last of Us series, also by Naughty Dog
  53. Grand Theft Auto series by Rockstar Games
  54. Red Dead Redemption series, also by Rockstar Games
  55. MediEvil
  56. Any Star Wars game. (Think Empire at War, X-Wings, Knights of the Old Republic, Force Unleashed, Lego Star Wars; the list goes on!)
  57. Super Smash Bros. series by Nintendo
  58. Portal series by Valve
  59. Angry Birds series by Rovio

See AlsoEdit

Things that are as bad as/if not worse than Twilight

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